An Open Letter to the One who is Seriously Annoying Me

Dear Jerk,

You may believe that your little high jinks has gone unnoticed, but I would like to bring to light what you already suspect. Slowly stealing the piece that keeps the gas engaged at every gas pump in Florida not only shows your sophomoric since of humor, but also the pathetically inadequate capacity to exercise minimal brain function.

I hope you soon realize that this tomfoolery is not an accomplishment for you, but a monument to your irritating and contemptible life.

Sincerely,

Michael Shipe

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