Surprisingly, reading through the fine print agreement between me and TurboTax, hereforth referred to “me” and “TurboTax”, provided me some mild entertainment.

AND I QUOTE:

“You acknowledge that this website, “the Services”, and the”…bla bla bla…”U.S. technical data”…bla bla bla…”United States government”…bla bla bla…” You agree that you will comply”…bla bla bla…”and will not export”…bla bla bla…”in violation of these laws”…bla bla bla…”directly or indirectly”…bla bla bla…”You also agree not to provide access to”…bla bla bla…”anyone who”…bla bla bla…”may use the Services in the development of nuclear, chemical, or biological weapons.“

Wait…What? I missed what part of amortization and mileage deductions may be used in the development of WMD.

On another note, I heard that the head of the IRS doesn’t even do his own taxes. Maybe that’s a good sign we should simplify things.